OOC: Publishing this in case anyone else knows of more Ginyu Force ask blogs. ^^
There is a Burter blog here run by the lovely tobyaudax, which I’d definitely recommend checking out. Other than that and AskderpyJeice, another ask Jeice blog, I’m afraid I don’t know of any others.
Jeice: Damn right I have. Meet Saku Ookami, grave robber, hell hound, and all round pain in the arse. A night out with her will find you stranded on a planet of hostile natives.
Dunno what they were so edgy about. I only threw up on some sacred statue. ¬_¬
What?
I was hungover.
is zarbon gay?he looks like a girl?
Look mate, don’t get me wrong, I sure as hell ain’t interested in what Zarbon gets up to (eh, no pun intended), but since when does “lookin’ like a girl” equate to bein’ gay?
OOC: To my lovely new watchers, hello and welcome to Jeice’s putrid den of inequity. ;D
To people who have been kind enough to send in an ask, I’m very sorry for taking so long to reply. I’m kind of swamped with stuff to do and messages to answer and it’s taking longer than I expected, but I promise I will eventually get around to answering each and every ask. ^^
Jeice: Plus he’s got some sweet taste in music. Not enough people appreciate the Sex Pistols
Guldo: That’s because they’re terrible.
Jeice: They’re a helluva lot better than Barry bloody Manilow!
Burter: Jeice, did you… Did you paint cheekbones on?
Jeice: …No.
Burter: Oh my god, you actually painted cheekbones on!
Jeice: Oi sod off, Burter! Just ‘cause you fancy the bleedin’ pants off Angel.
Burter: He’s a deeply misunderstood character!
erasa-with-an-e reblogged your post: erasa-with-an-e answered your question: Which…
(Oh my god. XD That’s funny. Anymore Guldo’s mom pictures?)
OOC: I think this is the only other one I have kicking around (probably a good thing, bwahaha)
(Guldo. And oh my god, all of those “mother ;_;” answers were hilarious. XD )
OOC: Haha, cheers! I’m going to take this opportunity to introduce you to Guldo’s dear old mum.
Isn’t she beautiful? XD
OOC: Heyup stylish Ginyu Force fans! Just to let you know my buddy Rhandi has just started up a new Ginyu-centric blog. Tsk, she keeps thinking she can leave the fandom, but we always pull her back in eventually (a bit like a cult XD). Please be sure to follow her blog, I promise you won’t regret it. Linkety link link
She is also a stonkingly talented professional artist, so be sure to check out her art, too. ;)
OH GOD I’M SAUZA
OOC: I got Ginyu. Help me XD
You’re Captain Ginyu, leader of the daftest pirates who ever flew the stars! You’re loud, eccentric, bossy, but with a certain artistic flare and by no means above kicking arse if your minions don’t perfect that pose you’ve been working on. Your likes include: posing, flexing and pillaging unsuspecting tourists of their holiday bucks.
Originally, the Ginyu Force was just a crew of successful pirates brought together by Captain Ginyu, a shapeshifter who can switch bodies at the drop of a hat. Ginyu’s origins are largely unknown, but get him drunk enough and he’ll tell you about ye olden days when he was an obscenely rich aristocrat with a handlebar moustache (can’t you imagine it?). When the Ginyu Force first became Frieza’s private army, their name instilled fear in people’s hearts, but through the clever workings of the Empire’s propagandist, the Rebellion became seen as an unstable terrorist party and the Ginyu Force became something akin to celebrities and heroes of the saving Empire throughout the Galaxy, their old pirate status having been romanticised. Eventually they came to form a rock band called Penetration Angst.
Ginyu’s ship is called “The Milk-dud”.
God I love the mini Frieza Force sub-fandom. It comes out with the wackiest stuff and often the best fanfiction. Hell, I’ve made my closest and oldest online friends through this mini DBZ fandom. Rhandi, Karete, Caith - I think I’ve known them a good 11/12 years… how terrifying is that? Sure, there are a couple of things that drive me nuts about it. The overuse of the phrase “Space Australia” (I love you DBZA, but argh god if I hear that phrase one more time! XD) and I’ll never be a fan of Burter x Jeice. That pairing just boggles my mind and makes zero sense for me. The chemistry, the personalities, it’s just completely off. They’re my ultimate brotp, the Scott and Stiles of DBZ, but romantically? Nah, not on your life. I wouldn’t ship them for the same reason I would never ship Scott and Stiles. I like a lot of friendship to romance pairings, but there has to be something, a spark or particular chemistry, for it to work in my mind. To be honest, most of the Frieza Force slash is pretty awful, probably because 9 times out of 10 the fics are so out-of-character (extreme seme/uke scenarios), I might as well be reading a story about Mr Smith and Mr Jones for all the resemblance they have to their original counterparts. While that may be some peoples’ thing (and that’s grand, we all have our preferences and there’s nothing wrong with that), it just isn’t mine. I don’t mind fanfic writers taking certain liberties with canon characters, especially minor ones like the Ginyus or Zarbon, but there’s got to be something that connects them to the essence and feel of their original portrayals. Course, with DBZ it always depends on which dub you’re looking at. Each voice actor leant an extra special something to each character. For instance, Zarbon’s portrayal is drastically different from dub to dub. The Ocean and Japanese dubs I grew up with featured a less stereotyped portrayal of Zarbon, which is one I always preferred (my feelings on Funimation’s Zarbon are pretty bloody negative). And of course Scott McNeil’s Jeice with the dodgy British accent appeals to me far more and not just because of said dodgy accent. There was something adorably “rough around the edges” about McNeil’s Jeice - something reminiscent of Buffy’s Spike that caught my imagination and made him my best-fictional-friend for…wow, 15 years now. God I’m bloody old. Similar case with Richard Newman’s portrayal of Ginyu - hands down my favourite portrayal. I hated Dale Kelly’s portrayal, because it turned Ginyu into just another angry, gruff-sounding villain to be dispatched of, whereas Newman’s portrayal was a bit more suave - he reminded me of an old English gent who fought duels by the rulebook.
Man, once I’m finished work I should probably revive Strike a Pose. The fansite’s a bit worse for wear at the moment. It’s actually the back-up version on Rhandi’s account. The original host died a death, typically right after I’d finished a mammoth update and since then I’ve kind of lost the will. But it will be properly revived. I’m getting rid of a lot of stuff though and I’ll be looking at a new layout too. The old one is looking very tired. ^^;
And wow, I ranted much longer than I meant to. :/
Oh, I also forgot - there’s definitely one Frieza Force slash ship I ship hard. Burter / Zarbon, man. It’s the bees knees.
OOC: The question I received specifically said brain damaged, hence my and my friends’ reaction. It’s also a particularly personal issue for me too and while a light-hearted take that doesn’t intend insult is great, I’ve come across a lot of people in the DBZ fandom who throw around words like “brain-damaged” and “gay” like they’re derogatory terms, so I tend to assume the worst.
But I totally believe it’s not your intention to upset people or intend harm, and you seem like a really lovely bunch. :) So no hard feelings lovelies! :D xx
OOC: Oh no, it’s cool, you don’t bug me at all (I’m not easily bugged!) and I like your blog, but I will admit I’m not all that comfortable poking fun at brain damage so I can’t really address those questions. Sorry ^^;
(OOC: actually I get a lot of “Is Jeice dating Zarbon” questions”, both here, and on the Ginyu Force fansite and Deviantart club I run. I find them bloody hilarious because the Jeice I write (and in game canon, too) hates Zarbon with a passion. Hence his snarky replies. Personally, I think he’s jealous of Zarbon long silky locks. XD )
Well, well. Someone has a death wish.
1. Well that’s his name, now, innit?
2. It sort’ve ..keeps itself?
3. Havin’ a best mate with super speed comes in handy when you fancy a few beers, but yeh don’t wanna leave the couch ‘cause there’s a Dawson’s Creek omnibus on, an’ Timmy’s down the bloody well and hell if I’m missin’ tonight’s episode!
4. Pfft, like hell it did! He punches like a girl. …A really strong girl with serious testosterone levels and an alarmin’ amount of body hair.
5. Look here “mate”, I ain’t a bloody poofter. God, just because I hang around a bunch of guys day ‘n night, workin’ out, gettin’ all sweaty in the gym together, takin’ orders from Ginyu and makin’ like a Vogue shoot, doesn’t mean I’m bent as a bottle of chips! *re-reads last sentence* …Shut it. ¬_¬
Jeice: Well ah don’t like to brag, but- HA, who am I kidding, ah LOVE t’ brag.
Jeice: Now about that cake…?
Depends on how much you’re willin’ to pay, pet.
They’re a bunch of prancing, noncy sods. Strutting around like bloody geese in spandex. And don’t even get me started on Sauzer, with his nancy-boy accent and his “Twilight” pretty boy good looks, and his bloody perfect hair. …Namby-pamby, stuck-up wanker.
(OOC: Cheers, I’m glad you like him mate! I grew up watching the first Jeice dub, voiced by the fantastic Scott McNeil who portrayed him more like this Brit rocker - a lot like Spike from Buffy actually, only not as smart haha. XD I think my image of Jeice is a little different from the later Funimation dub portrayals as a result, which made him more of a Aussie stereotype.)
Take a wild guess, love.
OOC: lol er yeah we’re very different ask blogs though. And considering I haven’t been able to update for like months, I figure there’s not much thunder to steal in the first place pfft! XD I like Derpy!Jeice, it’s cute and I watch it myself, but mind it’s a very different take on Jeice from this one. Hell I WANT more Jeice/Ginyu Force blogs out there - seriously fandom, get off your lazy arse!! :p Also apologies to everyone for lack of updates. Between NOT getting alerts to messages in my inbox (for fucks sake tumblr -_- ) job, social life and my final year at university, this blog has been on temp hiatus. ‘Tis rubbish, but this blog hasn’t been forgotten, don’t worry. I’ve been in the Ginyu fandom for many years, not about to leave it now. ;)
Arhgsrjhgrhj NO! Sauza AIN’T me cousin! Bloody ‘ell ¬_¬
Dear Dudes an’ Dudettes,
So yeah, guess ah should apologise for the absence and junk. Got into a bit of trouble on Planet Terrada (let’s just say it was Guldo’s birthday and we put some credits on an illegal race. Also I rigged the race. Then things got a bit outta hand when the fembot we hired for the party turned out to be a toaster. Man, like who knew greasing a pig, public loitering and proliferating without a license were like “illegal” and stuff? Cap’n went mental when we rang him up for bail.
Anyway, ah won’t bore you with my scars (my sexy, sexy scars ;) ). Captain’s got a mission for us on Planet Meat. Shouldn’t take us more than a few weeks. Until then, tide yerself over with this mates! An excerpt from a previous mission yeh might ‘ave heard on spacevision.
Jeice
xoxo
“Oi, Cap’n!”
”Cap’n!”
“Bloody ‘ell. CAP’N!”
Saku: I don’t appreciate backhanded compliments -_-
